An anonymous person posted me this hilarious story about a God-loving grandma.
Whoever the author of this story was, he or she wished it is for all of us to read.
The story is an excellent one. I also believe that it has a high educational value.
Therefore I am making it available for you to read and (if possible) to learn from it as well.
God Bless Grandma:
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if
you love Jesus bumper sticker. *
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I
bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. *
*I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had
* It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed. *
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there,
the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his
window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant
cheerleader he was for Jesus. *
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started
waving and smiling at all these loving people. *
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have
been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something
about a sunny beach...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that
meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign back. *
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. *
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when
I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through
the intersection. *
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the
light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the
window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I
drove away. *
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!*
Share Grandma's letter with your friends!*
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JESUS KNOWS YOU'RE HERE - BETTER WATCH OUT...!!!!!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here..!!!'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you..!!!'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed... 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses..!!!' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus..!!!'
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